what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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