well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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