I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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