Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
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I saw that at the SF ATT Ball Park.
but I think it was $0.98
I saw a guy in a wheelchair in San Francisco with a sign that said "need cash for weed." I wonder how much he made...
I know the guy that sent this text . He is cool!
haha I saw a guy holding both those signs in Houston yesterday!
Everytime I see a homeless guy with a funny sign I give him cash.
If it's not funny, I don't do it.
I've seen " Will convert religions for food / money."
CALIFORNIA!! SUPER COOL TO THE HOMELESS!
"parents kidnapped by pirates. need money for sword and jaunty pirate hat"
I agree 12:02. If they're living on the streets let them at least decide what they're gonna use the money on.
that shit is not funny. wow.
I've seen a guy with this same sign in Houston!! Haha!!
I step over homeless every day on my way to work and I always give them
the change I have In my pocket. My friends ask me "arent you afraid they'll spend it on booze" ...I'm hoping they'll spend it on booze. It's not like most of these guys are one hot meal from turning their lives around. For the most of them, times run out. What's wrong with giving them a little Novocain to get them through the night?
Worth the .88 for the creativity if nothing else. Where else could you find that level of amusement for that price?
Hey, I saw a guy with that sign at Giants stadium in SF.
if you see a homeless guy with a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long...
Old joke is old. The other version is "family taken hostage by ninjas, need money for ransom"
I've seen "Need $ - Parts for Spaceship"
Consider buying them food instead.
In Kelowna, there was a guy who had a variation on the theme: Family abducted by aliens, need money for giant ray gun.
8:42 Me too! I hella wanted to catch a picture with him but I had no monies for him.
Seriously, you had to go there?
It just seems to be that the creative humourists end up homeless whilst wankers who have only fear and disgust when confronted with human misfortune and poverty end up spewing bile on dullarsed websites.
me again. i just saw the one above mine about buying them food instead. GOD BLESS YOU!!! i like to carry gift certificates with me where ever i go so that i can pass them out to the homeless i see. this way if i do not have food to give them, at least they can go by to a nearby place to feed themselves. after all, lol, mcDonalds are everywhere!!
i saw a homeless guy in san francisco with a sign that said.. "need money for alcohol research"
wow 8:30pm has some rage issues
i have more respect for him than the fat chicks who stand outside stores trying to get money...it dont look like you starving bitch
hella robbed from SF.
dude had a sign that said 'ninjas kidnapped my family...need money for karate lessons' like 8 years ago
8:13 STFU maybe he wants to be a cool homeless guy and not a lame boring one with boring signs and smelly clothes i hope you die PANIC AT THE DISCO AND PRETTY R DA MOST AWESOMEST BANDS EVER
dallas?? he must've gotten more than .88 cents cuz i see him in houston all the time.
88 cent double cheeseburger @ whitecastle. he knows what's up
i agree with 9:46 and 9:47. for one, it's NEVER funny to see a homeless person. you never know how thy got there and it COULD be anyone of us someday. seriously. Plus, why can't EVERYONE just have given him the mere $0.88 he asked for? hell, everyone can spare ONE dollar. the guy MAY have been a little loopy- but he certainly was not asking for much. does no one have a heart anymore?
i've seen him before too
HAHA i saw him the other day... he was singing a song about lots of money.
you should of given him 87 cents
So it's not for the $.88 deal Taco Bell offers?
Mexican with sign that says "trying to get back to mexico and I'm only a dollar short"
I bet that guy makes millions
Saw a guy that was dressed up as santa with a sign that read "sleigh broke down need money for parts". XD gave him 20$
I saw that!!!
i wish i had taco bell right now...and a ninja. =/
i saw a homeless guy in new york with a sign that said "buy me a beer son" and he kept yelling at people hahaha
I see that dude all the time.. he's had that sign for years!
Ive seen a dude holding that sign In Baltimore, MD
I saw a guy in New York that had a sign that said, "Need money for booze, at least I'm honest."
I seen a guy like that outside of Kinnick Stadium only his family was abducted by ninjas much like 9:19 except this guy didn't specify on whether he was going to use the money for karate or not.
i saw a guy in houston with a sign that said
"family abducted by ninjas, need money for karate lessons"
and then on the back it said "smile"
Hey it could be worse, he could have acne
i am assuming 4:39 am is a 14yr old girl
I saw the same sign in Houston on July 6. Do hobos have a website forum they go to to share sign ideas?
We don't have Whitecastle here
Big D hobos are something else!
Ha leave it to Texas to say some crazy off the wall stuff like that. Damn that's my area code too...
Should have asked him if had change for a 5. If he did, ask him why he would need 88 cents? I can't tell you how many times I've enjoyed crushing those bullshit begging schemes.
Has anyone seen the guy with the "Paypal account" sign? Funny ass hobo
I texted that same thing to one my friends not too long ago before I even knew of this site.
P.s. Thanks "Dr. Phil"
Hahaha funny shit. And in my area too.
Maybe aliens like taco bell. If I got desperate enough, I'd hold someone hostage for taco bell too.
7:16 LMAO well played :)
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! I WILL JUMP 7 HOMELESS ON A SKATEBOARD!
the aliens can keep my family. they're not worth that much