She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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