any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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