shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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