Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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