Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
