ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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