First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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