How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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