I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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