M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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