grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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It all started with a game of naked twister.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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