are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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