guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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