i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NoShamevember. You game?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize