Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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