hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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