How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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