Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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