so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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