gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.