What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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