Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

Fuck U Mike is a golden god.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Mike give steph back her phone.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.

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(636): View more from Missouri

trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me

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Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(518): View more from New York

Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.

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(801): View more from Utah

I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.

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(302): View more from Delaware

It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world

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(248): View more from Michigan

Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.

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