Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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