Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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