He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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