my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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