Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
