I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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