my phone needs a breathalizer
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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