he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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