Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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