I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
