what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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