Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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