I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Diamonds are forever, concussions only last a few weeks
He was passed out? Most girls wouldn't even bother. I'm undecided if I'm impressed or embarrassed
You cockblocked yourself and kept from being a rapist.
Irony is so ironic, isn't it?
You hit your head off of your jewelry box? How high must you\nBe too see your own head on a box?
Clearly you were goin for the gold
Silly double standards. If its a girl trying to get on a passed out guy, shes just desperate. A guy trying to get on a passed out girl, he's a felon
its all fun and games, till the pants come off
A certain Eagles song comes to mind. Four syllables, first letter D, anyone know it?
I'm pretty sure that counts as sexual assault.