I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Diamonds are forever, concussions only last a few weeks
He was passed out? Most girls wouldn't even bother. I'm undecided if I'm impressed or embarrassed
Irony is so ironic, isn't it?
You cockblocked yourself and kept from being a rapist.
You hit your head off of your jewelry box? How high must you\nBe too see your own head on a box?
Silly double standards. If its a girl trying to get on a passed out guy, shes just desperate. A guy trying to get on a passed out girl, he's a felon
Clearly you were goin for the gold
its all fun and games, till the pants come off
A certain Eagles song comes to mind. Four syllables, first letter D, anyone know it?
I'm pretty sure that counts as sexual assault.