That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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