She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
BRING THE BAGELS
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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