margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
...so i touched it.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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