Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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