sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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