Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
40s are totally the cure
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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