Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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