Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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