Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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