"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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