Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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