This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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