remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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