i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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