I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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