Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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