no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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