I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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