So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
not ubering you a puppy
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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