***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
its liver damage thursday
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