At least make sure they are 18
Why
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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