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  • 62 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:28pm

    hahahaha ahhh CLASSY! Please for the good of man kind get a hysterectomy now before your accidently fuck an aids infested worthless coke head and procede to live off my tax dollars you cumdumpster.

  • 56 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:13pm

    stfu 12:11, this is the 21st century, to still be racist is fcking ignorant

  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:57pm

    this is most definitely fake and its gonna be a girl who is trying to seem like shes a big whore and party girl while really she submitted this herself and hasnt had a text in the last two days. fucking annnoying

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:38pm

    and 3:24, no one likes a fucking snitch. Get a life

  • 46 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:54pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY AS SHIT

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:24pm

    I'd turn his ass in for the $500 reward. "Party Girl" my ass. . .more like AIDS Carrier.

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:49pm

    At the text- I chuckled, then noticed there were tons of replies so I looked and laughed until my stomach hurt at all the people arguing over nothing. Like any of you really care about this girls life.

  • 50 47
    Submitted by adidas43 on Sep 22, 10 at 4:00pm

    i dont know if its possible to fail more at life than this young lady already has. keep it classy philly, keep it classy

  • 52 53
    Submitted by poop12 on Apr 21, 10 at 9:50pm

    cool! you sound really awesome and classy!!

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:01am

    stop hating on this. it is fucking hilarious, and you all know it. we're in our youth. do some blow before you turn 35 and your life is spiraling downwards permanantely

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:40pm

    do us all a favor...prostitue yourself long enough to get money for an abortion and to get your tubes tied.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    grow up fucking mess

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:30pm

    I hope she dies in a fire.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:30pm

    I suggest that you get your dealer to take you out of his phone speed dial, or at least change your name in the speed dial. If this guy goes down and the police look through his phone book for contacts, you can bet they will be looking for this "party girl" character.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by taylortea on Apr 24, 10 at 11:36pm

    Love that the united states is full of such classy Human beings

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:52pm

    since she spent her abortion money on blow, she'll probably use nature's oldest fetus termination method: a spill down a flight of stairs!

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:11pm

    wow dude. i don't know if i should admire you or feel sorry for you.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:37pm

    STFU about philadelphia, it's not such a bad place. But just because every prick who thinks they can (or try to) sell you a Dub(0.7g) for the price of a full gram considers himself a drug dealer it doesn't mean shit. They are just low lives who don't know good business. The whore who posted the original message is just a whore so you should leave it at that.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by pimpstatus on Mar 8, 10 at 9:49pm

    Stay classy Philly!!!

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:19pm

    hahah who woulda thought a scumbag from philly. what a loser

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:12am

    people like this should not reproduce. cut your ovaries out and sell those for drug money.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:29pm

    11:17pm Doing a little blow, sure, not a problem. But having to settle for cheaper things because you already spent all your money on it, that's pretty pathetic. And we all know we can't physically do anything about this sleaze bag but we can give our opinions of her. Why? Because this is America bitch. Which is also why you get to frivilously bitch about us giving our opinions. So please, get over YOURself. Dumb bitch.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:14pm

    preg tests can't detect a pregnancy until a few days after you miss your period. there's no point in taking one now. save them for next month.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:05pm

    Can i have your number? (and while you're at it your dealer's too...)

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:35pm

    june 19 3:26......... coke is dirty? but all the nameless faceless unprotected fucking is cool??? lol

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:43pm

    Hahah lemme get some of that white pweaseeeeee and your dealers number, if the shits even any good This text is funny so stop judging this bitch! Hahah

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:10pm

    WHO WOULD PUT A POST LIKE THIS UP? DISGUSTING. ALL CAPS MEANS IM SERIOUS

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:43pm

    someone in this thread said cumdumpster. i...have no words.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:55pm

    Everyones hating on this but its mad funny! I wish my coke dealer had a facebook so I could see if he's online for easier contact.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:44pm

    seriously, the world would be a better place if you die before having kids.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:29pm

    CUMDUMPSTER! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:19pm

    why is everyone hating on this girl? she's not a whore just because she bought a pregnancy test. thats a fucked up thing to say. lots of girls buy pregnancy tests. i don't condone coke use but to tell someone they need to "die before having kids"? thats messed up.

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:57pm

    @436: really? hilarious? that's the word you're going for?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:30pm

    Shouldnt she be buying some Plan B?? I mean she obviously wouldnt even "be" pregnant yet from last night! and if she thought she really was, she would have taken a test! FAKE for sure!

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:21pm

    i hope this dumbass has money for abortion if that test has a plus sign!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:11pm

    what a winner /sarcasim

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:39am

    i'm from philly and i've never done any of that...i've lived here all my life...but i've met people at my school, from all over, who have and do do shit like this...soo don't act like she's that way because she's from philly, not cool; i've seen texts on this website worse than that one from other places

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:21pm

    To cheap preggo test girl' - major reason for the utter social decline of today is people who are actually willing and even proud to admit to things like that. Furthermore, seek rehab and eat a salad.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:05pm

    HAHA oh shut up people, we've all been there

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:12pm

    Who posts things like this? Its not funny, its gross! Secondly, please move. Philly already has a bad rep and you are making it worse.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:22pm

    Please, please don't be preggers

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:07pm

    Of course from my area code

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:15pm

    3:50: Fine, don't believe me. Maybe the law school you graduated from had better Criminal Procedure professors than mine. I just think that, based on the cases I have read and what I was taught about the drug war, that it is generally a bad idea to be in a drug dealer's speed dial as "party girl."

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:36pm

    this is pathetic. im sorry philadelphia

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:09pm

    It's not that she has sex or even may be pregnant that makes it concerning. It's the fact that she KNOWS this and still blew all her cash on coke. Hold off on the drugs til you see that minus sign. Then you can celebrate all you want!

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:37pm What's awesome about bastard children, doing coke and general drunken skankyness? Should she be proud? I'm all for partying but find this girl a bit sad. It's pathetic really.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:20 why don't you try using the proper form of 'you are' before you diss someone. Whatever I had my dealer in my phone as Dealeys and he laughed because I was White Girl in his. Of course now we use our real names.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:17pm

    This is just beautiful, ahahahah.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:57pm

    what a CUMDUMPSTER. For those who don't know, cumdumster (another word for girls) has existed for years now. its called /b/

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:22pm

    sometimes i wish i still did coke, so i might have evenings such as these

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:49pm

    you are a fucking WINNER!!!! def the type of girl i want to bring home to my mother. GOD, i hope you never reproduce.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:43pm

    I'm with 4:19 on this one...

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:28pm

    I am calling "bullshit" on this one

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:09pm

    So when they bust him they'll check for all his clients on facebook. Coke, you don't have to be smart to do it, but it helps.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:48am

    my area code. represent Philly!

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:55pm

    Wooowwww. It's time to grow the fuck up. I hope to god you're not pregnant. People like you disgust me.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:37pm

    All of you saying please do not procreate blah blah blah blah... sorry that your lives are so fucking boring and mundane that you can't accept someone having some crazy shit going down in their life. You are all fucking obnoxious and are clearly on the wrong fucking site if you can't take this for the awesome text that it is.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:04am

    I hope you die from a Coke overdose

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:17pm

    just because the girl does a little blow doesnt mean shes a dope fein. and who actually gives a fuck what this girl does? i highly doubt that she'll keep the kid even if she is knocked up. get over yourselves...its her fucking life, let her do what she wants

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:26pm

    What a waste of a human being...

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:19pm

    @314 what makes you think its not already "next month"?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:03pm

    I cringe when I think of the future of the US...please use protection if you're a cokehead...I don't want to pay for your mistake when you're too fucked up on blow to do it yourself.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:11pm

    This chick is a rock star. So funny.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:59pm

    there are WAY too many haters on this site. you people need to grow a sense of humor. this is TFLN, not bible study!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:31pm

    Isn't anyone else curious as to why she's buying pregnancy tests from a drug dealer??...or maybe I'm reading this wrong?

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:25pm

    The cops don't give a shit about the person who is under "party girl" in his phone, by the time they get to her, she will have already done the shit she bought. The guy in there as "supplier", however, has some shit to worry about.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:49am

    Wow, get your life together. damn.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:28pm

    I think I know this girl. Is that you, Victoria?

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:12pm

    Fucking Philadelphia

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:29pm

    Newsflash, sh!t for brains, whether he's cute or not is irrelevant. He didn't add you because he actually wants to be your "friend". He added you because he knows you're a dope fiend whose money will buy him a beachfront property in Rio de Janeiro someday. Get a clue, Barbie.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:56pm

    you are a skanky skanky whore.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:49pm

    I'm from the 215, and if you're really a "Party Girl" I'll buy you all the blow you'll ever need sweetheart, hit me up.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:20pm

    @415. dude, drug war is over. we have a black prez now.

  • 19 23
    Submitted by P0werShift on Mar 14, 12 at 7:51pm

    Wow you're a fucking whore. Way to maybe carry a healthy child *sarcasm*

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:21pm

    Maybe if she does enough coke, she doesn't have to worry about paying for an abortion

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:16pm

    I think it's bad that I can totally relate to this text message.

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:19am

    Shit, I think Im in love...

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:57pm

    Typical fuckadelphia. TRAAAASH.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:46pm

    @3:31...yeah, you're reading it wrong.

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:43pm

    wow youre a fucking idiot

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:15pm

    Give me 3-5 days to produce enough product and I'll throw a semen filled water balloon at this girl for all of you.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:54am

    drugs are bad, mmkay.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:04am

    The Plan B pills are in order, not a pregnancy test. The up front cost is significant, but the lifetime savings are significant.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:01pm

    Wow.. how classy are you? /sarcasm

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:58am

    drug dealers make the best fb friends. For realsies!

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:39am

    Bahahahah, this is the fakest shit ever. Who sends a text like that?

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:50pm

    Great. if this bitch is pregnant my fucking tax dollars is going to her welfare check. Yay!!!

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:28pm

    Ditto 3:26...coke is fucking dirty.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:20pm

    your a fucking joke.

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:38pm

    Mmph. I want a bump.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:28, hilarious shit, cumdumpster, fucking classic, nice one. 3:30, are you serious? you think the police will search through the drug dealers phone and contact people? what the fuck you must be the biggest retard. fuckin idiot. 3:31 was that an attempt at humor? if so, fail. if not, youre a loser.

  • 24 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:44pm

    pretty fucking sad. There's a difference between crazy party girl and coked out whore who's future is sucking dicks for a living.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:34pm

    I think this is fake...who sends such long texts?

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:11pm

    @3:50 my friend got pulled over by a cop and he is a drug dealer and they checked his recent calls, not his whole phone, but recent calls and texts and thats how they busted my other friend.

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:18pm

    Fuck him... get the drugs for free and youll be able to pay for the Abortion!

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:38am

    Haha. Dollar Store preg tests. Skank.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:51pm

    it's people like this that make me consider tax evasion.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:02pm

    buy condoms. your parents should have.

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:34pm

    Even if this was real, it's not even funny. I'm pretty sure this website was made for FUNNY texts, not fucked up, fake ones.

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:49am

    I would hate to be your child. Although, you'd probably abort me. Coat hanger style.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:21am

    If you ever get pregnant, call me and I will personally pay for your abortion.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:04pm

    i usually don't care if these texts are fake or not. this one is just simply not funny. i give it a yawn.

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:46pm

    your mom must be proud... grow up

  • 24 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:45pm

    Wow 12:11..aren't you late to a klan meeting you rotten peice of shit?

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:50pm

    fakest jawn i have ever seen. and i haven't said any are fake.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:42pm

    Stay Classy Philadelphia.

  • 20 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:12pm

    I don't think she's got anything to worry about if her number is saved under "Party girl" she should be glad it's not under her real name because then she'd have a problem. And just about ANY female can be "party girl" there doesn't need to be about a specific type or how a girl acts.

  • 21 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:27pm

    a little don quixote never hurt anyone. truth be told, it's hard to get your dick up when you're yacked out though.

  • 25 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:53pm

    I hope this girl is single because this is amazing. I'd marry her right now I'm jealous that I can't live her life

  • 20 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:37pm

    YEA PHILLY REP YO SHITTTTT

  • 21 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:06pm

    Sounds like bucks county....

  • 22 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:54pm

    CUMDUMPSTER!!! I didn't know people from other places new that word! This is the perfect fitting for that word. Stay classy whorebag!

  • 23 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:40pm

    haters hater haters. jealous much? you all wish you could party like she does.

  • 18 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:06pm

    @ 3:09 true. if you're sending in a fake one you should at least try to make it funny